Random Questions?

• What are those large metal boxes they pull out from beneath the road when doing road work?
• Where do flaggers pee?
• Why does the first half tank full of gas last so much longer than the last?
• Why do we leave one sheet of toilet paper on the roll and yet put a new roll next to it?
• Why does the ironing board scream when I open and close it?
• Can the children smell cash in my wallet?
• Why does the person who has no money and is 'broke' have a footlong from Subway??
• Do sports stats occupy the multitasking section of a man's brain?
• Do some people have circus mirrors in their house?
• Why do large folk feel the need to provide diet/exercise advice?
• How come a house fire can start with no aid, but building a fire in the fireplace makes me see stars?
• Why do some women have 'the hand'?
• Why does everyone in my house have to stand in the same 8 square feet?
• What the hell is the reaction that happens after you brush your teeth and drink orange juice?
• Why does my dentist talk like Hermie?
• Why do other people's grocery carts look so creepy?
• In the year 2011, why can't I eat whatever I want and have a flying car.