Wallyworld Material
I hate Walmart. I do. If you work there I salute your employment and your right to work but jesus jumped up christ, was a cluster!
I decided to save moolah I would do the grocery shopping at Wallyworld. It IS cheaper and I've never thought it was worth the trauma, but for some reason I went again. The Donald can't, he just can't. It was the bagger 5 years ago that wiped his runny nose then handled our grapes, that did The Donald in for good.
Mid-day is the height of all that is unholy. While searching for french bread I heard a father say to his 3 year old son, "I'm going to run you over with the cart on purpose." In the snack aisle I watched a woman line her 5 (yes 5) kids up and ask, "You like the crackers with CHEEEEEEESE or PEAnut BUTter?" In the cleaning aisle, THE CLEANING AISLE - 'Do you have bug zappers?' Back at the deli, "What's the lowest priced yellow cheese you have?" Next to the open fridge pits a customer says to an employee, "I need your assistance." He answers, "You need my assistance with WHAT??!" At the checkout, "What is this?" Me: "An Avocado." Cashier, "Do you know the code?" Me: "No, I don't work here." Last, the woman with the oxygen tank and more wrinkles on her face than a 3 year old prune, "Whaddya mean my card is declined?!?"
If I get there at 7am, it's fine, I need to be there early or bring a video camera.
I decided to save moolah I would do the grocery shopping at Wallyworld. It IS cheaper and I've never thought it was worth the trauma, but for some reason I went again. The Donald can't, he just can't. It was the bagger 5 years ago that wiped his runny nose then handled our grapes, that did The Donald in for good.
Mid-day is the height of all that is unholy. While searching for french bread I heard a father say to his 3 year old son, "I'm going to run you over with the cart on purpose." In the snack aisle I watched a woman line her 5 (yes 5) kids up and ask, "You like the crackers with CHEEEEEEESE or PEAnut BUTter?" In the cleaning aisle, THE CLEANING AISLE - 'Do you have bug zappers?' Back at the deli, "What's the lowest priced yellow cheese you have?" Next to the open fridge pits a customer says to an employee, "I need your assistance." He answers, "You need my assistance with WHAT??!" At the checkout, "What is this?" Me: "An Avocado." Cashier, "Do you know the code?" Me: "No, I don't work here." Last, the woman with the oxygen tank and more wrinkles on her face than a 3 year old prune, "Whaddya mean my card is declined?!?"
If I get there at 7am, it's fine, I need to be there early or bring a video camera.
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