Unorganized List of Thoughts

1. Entering into a test of wills with a Newfoundland during a bath will result in a hideous arms bruise that will even evoke strangers to say, 'Holy shit! What the frig happened to your arm?!'

2. When you introduce yourself as the one cooking breakfast and making desserts to a room full of Inn guests, they will say your name a bazillion times, each of which give you happy tingles and glorious goose bumps.

3. How long can the wiki leaks albino-like man stay at the Ecuadorean Embassy?!?! He's been there for a year? Bad house guest.

4. Thank you autocorrect, Ecuadorean would have been a real pain in the ass to find.

5. It's okay if your allergic to gluten, don't look like you question living all together because of it.

6. When people ask you how you're doing and you respond, 'TERRIFIC!' or 'GREAT!!' It scares them into smiling, try it.

7. Listening, really listening is hard, but one of the most appreciated acts.

8. Being thanked in earnest stills the soul (I should rename this list something 'inspirational')

9. Making arbitrary lists may be my new thing.


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